? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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