I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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