Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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