Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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