Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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