Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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