My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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