okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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