belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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