fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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