Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I have post one night stand depression
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