ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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