The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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