Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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