just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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