The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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