And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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