3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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