The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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