there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She bit a glass in half.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I am naked and annoyed.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
