I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Bring me that man meat
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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