Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Mom said you looked used
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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