Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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