my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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