You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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