We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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