you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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