Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Randomize
