You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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