Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
