You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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