Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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