Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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