glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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