Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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