its not stalking. its research.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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