That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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