can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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