does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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