He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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