its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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