Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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