so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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