just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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