i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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