i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I love you.
Bad choice
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