Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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