they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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