Joe is yelling at the trees again.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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