North Korea, Best Korea!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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