Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
