He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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