Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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