I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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