tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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